Read this one, be ready to laugh on floor
Looks like they have outsourced the development of their missile program now :) Those who have to deal with that every day knows very well about the quality of outsourced development efforts.
I have probably the most exp in performance of Indians in outsourced systems. Good Lord, there is no quality absolutely.
I worked for a Indian company in Los Angles with 70 imported Indians and 25 senior people mixed races. Me, a British, South African, Australian, Americans, made up a team of 25 most senior Analysts with experience ranging from 15 to 35 years in IT. One American had 35 years. Now readthis. i have substituted their names with fictitious names.
Mr. abc = our Indian manager, just arrived from his hometown Mumbai
Mr. xyz = senior Technical Analyst, just arrived from his hometown in Chennai
Corp = An American huge employer that outsourced the entire IT to this Indian company.
One day the client manager, an American lady of the Corp, wrote to our boss, Mr. ABC.
'
Mr. ABC. We have been reviewing the work of your Senior Technical Analyst. I regret to inform you that each of his document is full of English and grammatical errors. We do not have time to correct all the errors. please hire highly qualified Technical Analyst who is well versed in writing technical documents. The documents as they are, can not be given to developers because developers will be wasting our time asking for clarifications'
This is what Mr. ABC replied: [hilar]
'
The Technical Analyst is our best on the team. He has over two years of exp in writing technical specs (no kidding eh). However, to meet your requirements I have asked our Mumbai office to immediately send Mr. FGH to LA. This Analyst has over three years of experience and we consider him highly qualified. As for English and grammar error, please note that English is not our mother tongue and as such some errors are expected' :lol:
Now the most sad part of all this is that Mr. ABC forwarded the email to me, either by mistake or by stupidity
4 months later they let all the senior ones go and replaced us with Indians with exp ranging from 1 year to 5 years [hilar]