10 terrific traits of the average Pakistani

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Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
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This piece is not based on empirical data. Not even on a wide array of anecdotal data. This is just one person remarking on her observations over the course of her relatively short life. And, of course, the term average is employed pretty loosely here since the true average Pakistani is busy making ends meet and incapable of reading such self-indulgent articles. So of course, I mean the average person among the English-newspaper reading segment of society. I hope this serves as a sufficiently verbose disclaimer.

1. Our warmth: I was halfway through the journey on a PIA flight back home from Toronto and the lady next to me, who was a complete stranger, said in a gruff/indignant/too-assertive-to-leave-any-room-for-argument tone of voice:

You havent eaten throughout the journey, eat your dinner.

So a lot of people, especially of the Western individual-is-might mentality would consider this rude or nosy but it really warmed my heart. A random stranger caring about what I eat is touching. I mean, really who does that? A sweet, motherly Pakistani aunty on a PIA flight, thats who.

2. Our sense of humour: Yeah its inappropriate, kooky, nonsensical, illogical, and sometimes plain outrageous (not to mention incredibly politically incorrect), but it is our sole surviving mechanism through these incredibly hard times.

When I went to work the day after the raid in Abbottabad that launched the latest round of condemnation of our beleaguered country, a co-worker said to another:

My condolences, I heard they shot your good friend Osama. What a tragic way to die.

It was totally random. The co-worker at the receiving end blinked, was slightly confused, and delivered a bored comeback and went back to work just one exchange in a series of silly exchanges that tickle the funny bone and make it easier to get through the tough challenges that face us.

3. Our passion: For food. For lawn. For bargaining. For cussing out news anchors. It is everywhere. Observe it and absorb it. Some people complain about the boisterousness of the Punjabi people, but it was such a soothing balm after spending a stretch of time doing my Bachelors in the West. People are decidedly mellow there (to the point of being eerily unresponsive).

4. Our levity: Somehow the true gravitas of a situation is lost upon us. Heart attacks? Failing youre A-levels? Root canal? Survived a suicide blast? Just observe the reactions of those around you (after the immediate aftermath of intense care and concern, of course).

It can drive you nuts when you are trying to extract the appropriate amount of sympathy and concern, but in the long run having these things brushed off changes your perspective.

Nothing is insurmountable, nothing is terrifying.

Were pretty brave if you really think about it. Of course, you could replace brave with less flattering adjectives, but Ill go with brave!

5. Our wisdom: We have a rich, ancient, and deep-rooted culture that is the opposite of superficial. Well, superficiality will always be present, of course, but Ive noticed a depth of soul that seems to spring from our very soil (if not the people). Pay attention the next time someone offhandedly cites a Punjabi mahavra. I love such mass-scale, non-esoteric, indigenous nuggets of wit and wisdom. I mean, just the other day I saw this written on the back of a rickshaw:

Sajjan koi koi, dushmun har koi.

I laughed, and then I thought about it. Funny yet thought-provoking and from such an unexpected source.

6. Our stamina: Not physically we really could do with bolstering ourselves in that arena!

I mean our stamina for things that are not necessarily fun. When our grandparents are sick, we are by their bedsides. When its time to study, we buckle down and study. That is a remarkable trait in everyone but especially for the young. The West is troubled with the rebellious teenager stereotype, but it isnt that rampant here quite the opposite actually.

7. Our earthiness: We are not high-maintenance; we will make do with almond oil in our hair instead of fancy products. Were happy to wear local-artisan created kola puris. And now it is actually fashionable to be environmentally friendly and go for organic products. Yeah, weve been doing it for generations.

8. Our culture: Im commenting on our culture of making sacrifices for our parents happiness. My friends choose their majors to make their parents happy. We have to suck it up and paste a smile on our faces when we are dragged to random peoples weddings. This ties in with our stamina but it is our culture that snuffs out the me, me, me, only me monster (of course some people are impervious to this and still run around spouting that as their mantra).

9. Our talent: Jays Toons on Facebook, anyone? Coke studio? Olive handmade soaps? With all the challenges these people face, somehow, their talent and genius slips through the cracks of the obstacles that are there. I can only imagine where wed be if we actually had proper platforms and monetary incentives.

10. Our festivity: No need to elaborate. When its time to celebrate, we know how to do it. Good food, merry people, and our homeland the combination is very joyous if you stop to think about it.

There you go. Yes, this is a nave, limited, somewhat contradictory and by no means comprehensive list, and Ive employed a generous dose of the card stacking fallacy to keep the positive vibe going.

But, really, we need to lift each other up, not tear each other down. There are enough people in this world to do that for us.

http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/6157/10-terrific-traits-of-the-average-pakistani/
 

riverblue

MPA (400+ posts)
good post............ our humor and stamina are specially strong........ we can find humor in almost every situation....... and that really comes in handy at times :)