مفتی منیب کو اتنا بڑا چاند نظر نہیں آتا اتنا چھوٹا کروناوائرس کہاں سے نظر آنا ہے- فواد چودھری

[Bilal Raza]

 

[Muskerahat]

Allah save pakistan from Molvi , Bhuto zardari and patwari

 

[Citizen X]

Allah save pakistan from Molvi , Bhuto zardari and patwari

Ameen

 

[Citizen X]

Yeh bhi sahi bolta hai. Chaand dekha moulviyon ka kaam hi nahi hai, jo is field ke experts hai, yani astronomers, them handle it. And the same way this is a health and medical issue so let the experts in this field handle it.

Moulviyon ko haar kaam mein mama bane ka kyun itna shouk hai?

 

[ILUIK]

?مولانا پہ یاد آیا, ڈیزل کا اتا پتا نہیں کوئی

 

[There is only 1]

ایتھے رکھ ملنگی
? ? ? ?
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[Muskerahat]

?مولانا پہ یاد آیا, ڈیزل کا اتا پتا نہیں کوئی

آجکل پٹرول سستا ہو گیا ڈیزل کو کون پوچھتا ہے . عمران خان مزید پانچ رہا تو ڈیزل کی قلت ہو جاۓ گی

 

[nasir77]

Hoshiyar, Mofti ki nazer Moon per nahin Moni aur mona per hai....

 

[HimSar]

Mufti should launch Royat e Hilal Party with doorbeen as the party symbol coz chand to aani jani cheez hai, doorbeen atal haqeeqat hai. This looney'd do anything to stay in news.

 

[P@triot]

Yeh bhi sahi bolta hai. Chaand dekha moulviyon ka kaam hi nahi hai, jo is field ke experts hai, yani astronomers, them handle it. And the same way this is a health and medical issue so let the experts in this field handle it.

Moulviyon ko haar kaam mein mama bane ka kyun itna shouk hai?

All of this BS started by zia to give molvis something to chew on..

 

[Citizen X]

All of this BS started by zia to give molvis something to chew on..

Yes agreed, moulviyon ko zururat se ziyada auqaat dey di Zia ne aur aab woh sar par chard ke bhait gaye haji

 

[Saboo]

Hoshiyar, Mofti ki nazer Moon per nahin Moni aur mona per hai....

ہاہاہا....جس چاند کی مفتی کو تلاش ہے اسنے نکلنا ہی چھوڑ دیا ہے؟
یعنی کوئی حد بھی ہے مفتی کے ٹھرک پن کی؟ جب بھی چاند کے نکلنے
کا ٹائم ہوتا ہے ..کھڑے ہیں مفتی موٹے ڈیلے کڈھ کے؟ بمع اپنے یاروں کے؟..... ?

 

[karachiwala]

yup I was sure I am going to see a bunch of science concieous geeks who believe in the aaloo fawad more than they believe in Deen and you know what I was right. I wish people will get their priorities right before death.

 

[Citizen X]

yup I was sure I am going to see a bunch of science concieous geeks who believe in the aaloo fawad more than they believe in Deen and you know what I was right. I wish people will get their priorities right before death.

What has deen got to do, moon sighting and Covid19? Are you actually going to comeback with a reasonable argument or as usual just shit post and runaway?

 

[ILUIK]

Mufti should launch Royat e Hilal Party with doorbeen as the party symbol coz chand to aani jani cheez hai, doorbeen atal haqeeqat hai. This looney'd do anything to stay in news.

its not the moon they care about, its the bloody money- lot of funds for this rouyat e hilal committee- which does nothing except watch through the telescope twice a year and get millions- not bad for spending 5 min in work -han.

 

[Khallas]

Khair say, almost sab Masjid open ho gaye hain, Virus ka out break howa to uska zimaydar ab kon ho ga ?

Molvi ko Ramadan k laalay parhay howay hain, unki saal bhar ki kamaye is ek mahinay main hi to hoti hai.

 

[Citizen X]

its not the moon they care about, its the bloody money- lot of funds for this rouyat e hilal committee- which does nothing except watch through the telescope twice a year and get millions- not bad for spending 5 min in work -han.

And that also they get it wrong 90% of the times.

 

[Citizen X]

Molvi ko Ramadan k laalay parhay howay hain, unki saal bhar ki kamaye is ek mahinay main hi to hoti hai.

^^^^ Yeah cheez

 

[Saboo]

And that also they get it wrong 90% of the times.

Haha...and that is the funny part. They always come back and say, "O come on! I was off by only one day?"...big deal!! ?

 

[Saboo]

What has deen got to do, moon sighting and Covid19? Are you actually going to comeback with a reasonable argument or as usual just shit post and runaway?

Haha karachiwala hay....They never come back if you challenge them??