Because they have time slots to fill and everything is breaking news nowadays and there is only so much you can say about stupid and trivial things.
Khuram Dastagir ne aaj paad mar diya, ek bar fir aaj khuram dastagir ne paad mar diya jee haan suniye aaj ki breaking news ke Khuram dastagir ne paad mar diya. Jo viewers hum ko abhi join ker rahien hain ek bar hir sun le ke Khuram dastagir ne paad maar liya. Abhi hum lete hai apnay humaiday Khota Khan ko line per jo mouka-e-vardat pe moujood the. Je Khota Khan saab aap hum ko is baray mein kya bata saktien hain.......after long awkward silence........Lagta hai humara rabta munkatha ho chuka hai. Jee haan sun lein ke aaj Khuram dastagir ne paad mara hai. Humara rabta khota khan se qaim hogay hai, Je Khota saab saab aap ka kya khena hai is baray mein........................... Je haan aaj 12.03 minute per Khuram Dastagir apnay nomination papers jama kara rahe the to uno ne paad mar diya. Khota Khan saab aap kya humay bata saktien hain ke paad badboodar tha ya nahi. Jee kareebi zaraiy ke mutabiq Dastagir saab ka paad niyahati badboodar tha aur itni zor se mara ke aas pass ke logo ne samja ke RO ke office pe firing ho gai hai. Aur ass pass ke log yeh ke(Abruptly interrupted by the newscaster in the studio as soo as the news package times is up ) Je shukiray Khota Khan saab. Jee aab waqt huwa hai headlines ka ( in which the paad is again mentioned )
See how I managed to waste 10 minutes of your with something totally useless and in the world of 24/7 news channels there is only so much material
