Maryam Nawaz announces to launch nationwide protests

[HimSar]

Duh! It was a reference to release the kracken!

Yeah I understood. But I can't forgive them for how they abused biryani. Now a decent human being can't even admit to liking biryani in public, lest he/she be called a phatwari :'(
Will not forgive them.

 

[Dostonkadost]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1151054112932421635

Bus thoree GArmee Kam ho jai ....warna meri Plastic surgey dheeli per jai gee

 

[Citizen X]

Now a decent human being can't even admit to liking biryani in public

?????? fortunately for me I don't like biryani so I can still pretend to be a decent human being!

 

[Citizen X]

Bus thoree GArmee Kam ho jai ....warna meri Plastic surgey dheeli per jai gee

Yaar phir raat ko kissi gali ke nukard per, like her mandi jalsi

 

[HimSar]

?????? fortunately for me I don't like biryani so I can still pretend to be a decent human being!

You see the dilemma!

 

[Pathfinder]

will this be anything like the phand merasi march on GT road? That was alegendry march from islamabad to lahore ? ? ? ?

 

[Citizen X]

You see the dilemma!

Well you like gucamole too, so I am starting to doubt your life choices!

 

[HimSar]

Bus thoree GArmee Kam ho jai ....warna meri Plastic surgey dheeli per jai gee

Yaar phir raat ko kissi gali ke nukard per, like her mandi jalsi

Then there is this option
(à la gautum gambhir; using a duplicate)

 

[HimSar]

Well you like gucamole too, so I am starting to doubt your life choices!

True that ?
Tbh it deserves a chance.

 

[Citizen X]

Then there is this option
(à la gautum gambhir; using a duplicate)

Only problem is where will they find such an ugly hag to stand in for her and who can drivel out so much crap from her piehole?

 

[Raiwind-Destroyer]

 

[Citizen X]

True that ?
Tbh it deserves a chance.

It had its chance and it failed. Even the avocados are protesting, they dont want to be slaughtered anymore to be turned into that devil ooze anymore. I can't eat pistachio ice cream anymore reminds me of guacamole!!!

 

[UncleG]

Only problem is where will they find such an ugly hag to stand in for her and who can drivel out so much crap from her piehole?

any idea where that might be located ?

 

[Citizen X]

any idea where that might be located ?

Its hard to tell because enough shit comes out from both ends!

 

[HimSar]

Only problem is where will they find such an ugly hag to stand in for her and who can drivel out so much crap from her piehole?

Hmm right, that's gonna be hard. Maybe that's why the moonlighting corner jalsis..

 

[HimSar]

It had its chance and it failed. Even the avocados are protesting, they dont want to be slaughtered anymore to be turned into that devil ooze anymore. I can't eat pistachio ice cream anymore reminds me of guacamole!!!

Try guacammus - with hummus. It's yellow. If anything, it'll give a bigger trauma, and to approach the green pistachio ice cream will become easier. Good luck!

 

[kayawish]

dont worry guys Lord Botta is ready for action ... he can do anything for nawaz chor.

 

[islamabadi]

Dont let her hijack the opposition to this joker govenrment. Other new parties must come up and let let these crooks hijack the opposition. This joker government just hijacked interest rates by 1%.....now it has to collect EVEN MORE taxes to pay the additional 1% on its debts..(over 100 billion extra)...sqeezing us further and further while trying to save 20,000 dollars on IKs washington hotel expense......

 

[Saboo]

کسی مسخرے نے مریم نواز کا نام " مریم ٹھاہ ٹھاہ " رکھ دیا ہے
لیکن اب ایک نئی بحث چل نکلی ہے کہ ٹھاہ ٹھاہ کی آواز آگے سے اتی
ہے یا پیچھے سے؟ ایک صاحب نے تو بڑے وثوق سے ناک پر رومال رکھتے ہوے
کہا کہ جناب پیچھے سے اتی ہے. میں نے نہ صرف سنی ہے بلکہ سونگھی بھی ہے
اس بارے میں آپ لوگوں کی کیا رائے ہے؟..... ?

 

[balochno1]

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