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    PMIK also sent me one of my memes - Fawad Chaudhry

    اسکا مطلب ھے کہ خان صاحب پھر سے باپ بننے والے ھیں
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    Chances of oil discovery in waters near Karachi increases

    وینزویلا کی مثال سب کے سامنے ھے، جہاں آج بھی دنیا کا سستا ترین تیل دستیاب ھے۔ مگر کھانے کو روٹی نہیں
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    South Punjab province: There should be a referendum in Bahawalpur for consensus - PMLQ's Tariq Bashir

    الو کا پٹھا ھے یہ۔ جنوبی پنجاب محاز کا چیئرمین اسی کا بھائی ھے، طاھر چیمہ، اب جب جنوبی پنجاب صوبہ بنتا نظر آرھا ھے تو اس کتے و خارش شروع ھو گئی ھے۔ یہ وھی دھشت گرد ھے جس نے ضیاؑ دور میں جہاز بھی اغواہ کیا تھا۔
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    Pakistan airspace closure costs Air India Rs 6 crore a day

    ith every passing day, the national carrier is losing Rs 6 crore on its international operations to US and Europe due to Pakistan airspace closure. This comes at a time when the airline desperately needs new funding as it is facing debt repayments to the tune of Rs 9,000 crore in the current...
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    Javed Hashmi 'decides' not to contest election

    ایہہ کویؑ ممنون حسین ورگا کردار بننا چاہ ریہا جے، بڑا کھوچل بڈھا جے
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    ایک خاتون کی کتاب سے کچھ اقتباسات : گل نوخیز اختر

    اک گوڈا تھوڑا جیہیا ھلیا سی، خان صاحب نے خراد لا کے نواں نکور کر دتا۔ ایس لیؑی ریحام کدی کدی خان صاحب نوں، جگاڑی تے "خان ٹچ " کہ کے چھیڑ دی رھندی سی
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    ایک خاتون کی کتاب سے کچھ اقتباسات : گل نوخیز اختر

    ریحام خان نے عمران خان نوں فون کرکے پُچھیا اے کہ سُناؤ وڈھے خان جی ہُن کجھ ارام جے کہ لکھاں اک ہور کتاب، عمران نے فون تے ای اوہدے گوڈے پھڑ لئے تے کھولن لگ پیا
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    Sher ki khaal khenchain to andhar se gadha niklega :- Chaudhry Sher Ali

    1 martba Faisal Abad main iss ka jalsa tha, aur main NTU main tha, iss ki taqreer cable par LIVE aa rahi thi, aur yeh sb farma rhy thy, " LOG KEHNDAY CH SHER ALI DY JALSAY CH BANDAY NAHI AONDAY, EH MERA ''L '' AYE AA"? aur sabhi " L" taliyan baja rhy thy :D jaisy follower waisy leader
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    Check The Nickname Of Gen Pervez Musharruf - Must Watch

    har maa kk liye oss ka beta chota bacha hi hota hy, aur maa ka diya hoa nick Insan k ko sab sy payara hota hy, RESPECT and Salute to all moms
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    Man films inside cabin during emergency landing (The most tense real time footage)

    I was ever in such situation in Pakistan back in 2010 on an airblue flight from Karachi to Islamabad when suddenly the plane dive about 2500 feet in 1 sec and the crew on board struck their head on roof and shouted "teesra kalma parho, teesra kalma parho" The captain get control in 2 minutes...
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    Topless FEMEN activists disrupt Muslim conference in France

    lagta hy inhon ny Maulviyon ko attract karny ki koshish ki, but...... :D[hilar]
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    Is It Not Blasphemy? Watch What Kind of Kalaam Madrassa Students Reciting For Fazal-ur-Rehman

    Iss BC par jo itraaz kary oss par kufar ka fatwa, jahil Mullah, Islam Firosh, Taliban ka sala, ****** ny kabhi Taliban k khilaf 1 lafz nahi bola, aur oper sy bachon ko isski tareef main naat parhny ka jiss jahil ny ihtamam kiya oss par bhi *****, Sala ********
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    Ikhtalafi Note - 1st May 2015 - Attack On State Why Goverment Speak After One Day??

    Its very simple, Govt hoti hy Islam Abad main, aur aj kal jaisa weather hy, Islam Abad k har gali koochay main "BHANG" lehlha rahi hy, so yeh Govt officials k liye easy access main hy, tu mere bhai sabhi sakoon sy bhang pi k so jatay hain, Aj ankh khuli tu byan dy diya :D
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    Nazm 'Baby Doll' Ki Tashreeh - Really funny :D

    iss ustad e muhtrim ko main "Dr" Amir Liaqat Hussain ka cousin kahon ya Tahir Shah ka, hy koi iss forum main jo iss baat ka faisla karny main meri madad farmaye?
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    Shan embarrassed in his live show

    munafqat ki akhri hadon ko choo rhy hain hum PAKISTANI, Dhoodh main pani milana ho, fake medicine banani ho, rishwat leni /deni ho, ghalt bandy ki sifarish karni ho, fake logon ko leader bana k vote deny hon, ya phir chori, fraud , dkaiti karni ho, ya oss ko discuss karna ho, sab sar e aam hota...
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    Altaf Hussain cursing SAMAA News for releasing Saulat Mirza's Video Message

    Bachpan main Village main kissi ny mashwara diya k ****** k kaan kaat dain, tu woh zayada khoonkhawr ho jata hy, swoh members jo village sy belong karty hain meri iss baat sy agree karain gy, So ****** k kaan kaat diye, Khoonkhawr tu nahi hoa but oss ki awaz bilkul aisi hi ho gayee thi
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    Amir Khan will make sensational revelations about MQM ,which can split MQM into groups :- Khushnood

    Col. Tahir is 2nd Nasir ullah Babar, But this time army gonna play on front foot, rather than post 92 scenario. INSHA ALLAH soon Karachi will be mafia free city.
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    Watch What Maulana Abdul Aziz Is Teaching to Small Children in His Madrassa

    In Pakistan about 87 % people claim to be Sunni, while almost 13 % Shia of the total Muslim community. If we try to segregate the Sunni Muslims, They are almost 55 % Brailvi 30 % Deoband and rest are Ahle-Hadis. If we find out the ground reality, The Jehadi groups belong to Deoband...