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    “I want to be the prime minister of Balochistan!” - says Nawaz Sharif



    LAHORE/QUETTA – As the Balochistan Assembly voted on Saturday to elect its new Leader of the House, after a weeklong political crisis, the chairman of the Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) Nawaz Sharif, a former Prime Minister of Pakistan, had to be escorted out of the building, after creating turbulence.

    The opposition in the Balochistan Assembly has announced full support to helping Sharif being carried outside the building following his failed attempt to replace Sanaullah Zehri who resigned as the Chief Minister due to lawmakers’ no-confidence motion.

    “No, you aren’t eligible for Balochistan Assembly either,” Deputy Opposition Leader in the Assembly, Engineer Zamruk Khan Achakzai, shouted as Nawaz Sharif was escorted outside as the PML-N chairman chanted, “I want to be the prime minister of Balochistan!”

    “No, you can’t be the Prime Minister of Balochistan,” Abdul Quddus Bizenjo said amidst chaos. “Only I have the right to be that.”

    It is worth mentioning here that a no-trust motion against Nawaz Sharif is also scheduled to be presented in the assembly to avoid similar scenes in the future.

    PML-N insiders confirm that the senior party leadership is currently doing their best to convey to Nawaz Sharif that the same rules and regulations of Pakistan apply in Balochistan as well.

    “Yes, it’s not Punjab but it’s still a part of Pakistan,” a senior PML-N leader was heard telling Nawaz Sharif.

    (Disclaimer: this is a work of fiction. Learn to take a joke; you’ll live longer.)
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    Last edited by Munawarkhan; 14-Jan-2018 at 11:41 AM.
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    Re: “I want to be the prime minister of Balochistan!” - says Nawaz Sharif

    Lol! I know it’s a satire but seeing the mental condition of this joker, It’s totally plausible.
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    Re: “I want to be the prime minister of Balochistan!” - says Nawaz Sharif

    It's not only plausible but it's his desire to pursue the agenda of separating Balochistan so that he can become Mujiburhaman...
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    Re: “I want to be the prime minister of Balochistan!” - says Nawaz Sharif

    So you are implying that he is becoming a 'fat & ganji' version of Gu'lul-lai!
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    Re: “I want to be the prime minister of Balochistan!” - says Nawaz Sharif

    ***** hyyy ooyyyyyyy
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    Re: “I want to be the prime minister of Balochistan!” - says Nawaz Sharif

    Originally Posted by GreenMaple View Post
    So you are implying that he is becoming a 'fat & ganji' version of Gu'lul-lai!
    I think its probably the other way around. Gulalai is the female version of Nawaz Sharif.
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    Re: “I want to be the prime minister of Balochistan!” - says Nawaz Sharif

    What a dork...
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    Re: “I want to be the prime minister of Balochistan!” - says Nawaz Sharif

    Oh its a stire...but still he is dork.
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    Re: “I want to be the prime minister of Balochistan!” - says Nawaz Sharif

    پہلے ملک کا وزیر اعظم بنا ، پھر ایک صوبے کا ، پھر ایک ضلع کا، پھر شہر اور محلے کا، اور پھر سنگڑتے سنگڑتے جاتی عمرا کا اور آخر کار بی بی کلثوم کے قلعہ چتوڑ کا ـ إسے کہتے ہیں ترقی
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    Re: “I want to be the prime minister of Balochistan!” - says Nawaz Sharif

    A dork needs to be eliminated from establishment.
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    Re: “I want to be the prime minister of Balochistan!” - says Nawaz Sharif

    اسکو چاہیے کے اپنا نام ہی وزیر اعظم رکھ لے
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    Re: “I want to be the prime minister of Balochistan!” - says Nawaz Sharif

    Oolo ka pata. Abhi bhi wazir azam banne ke chakar mein hae... pehle haram ka jo pesa khaya hae oska hisab do..
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