Are You An Atheist Or Man Of Religion !

[canadian]

I was walking home the other day when I saw a man try to hurl him himself in front of a speeding bus.

Stop! I said. You'll kill yourself.

That's exactly what I'm trying to do. I have nothing to live for. No job. No family. No electricity. No gas. Nothing.

Are you an atheist or a man of religion? I asked.

I am a Muslim.

So am I. Shia or Sunni?

Sunni.

Good. Good. So am I. Deobandi or Barelvi?

Barelvi.

Great! So am I. Are you Ahle Hadees or Ahle Sunnah?

Ahle Sunnah.

Excellent. So am I. Are you Hanafi, Shaafi. Maliki, Hanabali?

Hanafi.

Excellent. Excellent. You must be a Sufi too. Qadri,Chisti, Naqshabandi, Suhrawardi?

Chisti.

Wow! So am I. Any political views?

I am MQM.

MQM. So am I. Mutehda or Haquiqi?

Haquiqi.

HAQUIQI? Did you say H-a-q-u-i-q-i?

Yes.

DIE you infidel!

And I threw him in front of the next speeding bus.

[Sisyphus]

Lashkar Jhangvi's terrorists are doing same exercise to the Shia community of Hazara clan in Baluchistan. So for them, some one is worth killing, if he or she is not politically and religiously on the same page with their ideology. This is Two nation theory at work at its best: we and them, we are right, so we will go to heavens; they are wrong, they will go to hell, so the deducted result is.....let's go and kill them.

We all know,this puritan approach is on work in this country since 1980's, where everyone things that old is gold and with naivety of their mind, they condemn all new possibilities of life.

[khawaja555]

I was walking home the other day when I saw a man try to hurl him himself in front of a speeding bus.

Stop! I said. You'll kill yourself.

That's exactly what I'm trying to do. I have nothing to live for. No job. No family. No electricity. No gas. Nothing.

Are you an atheist or a man of religion? I asked.

I am a Muslim.

So am I. Shia or Sunni?

Sunni.

Good. Good. So am I. Deobandi or Barelvi?

Barelvi.

Great! So am I. Are you Ahle Hadees or Ahle Sunnah?

Ahle Sunnah.

Excellent. So am I. Are you Hanafi, Shaafi. Maliki, Hanabali?

Hanafi.

Excellent. Excellent. You must be a Sufi too. Qadri,Chisti, Naqshabandi, Suhrawardi?

Chisti.

Wow! So am I. Any political views?

I am MQM.

MQM. So am I. Mutehda or Haquiqi?

Haquiqi.

HAQUIQI? Did you say H-a-q-u-i-q-i?

Yes.

DIE you infidel!

And I threw him in front of the next speeding bus.

wonderful very nice agar is forum pe kisi ko samaj aa jaye.................................kaash ........

[Unicorn]

I was walking home the other day when I saw a man try to hurl him himself in front of a speeding bus.

Stop! I said. You'll kill yourself.

That's exactly what I'm trying to do. I have nothing to live for. No job. No family. No electricity. No gas. Nothing.

Are you an atheist or a man of religion? I asked.

I am a Muslim.

So am I. Shia or Sunni?

Sunni.

Good. Good. So am I. Deobandi or Barelvi?

Barelvi.

Great! So am I. Are you Ahle Hadees or Ahle Sunnah?

Ahle Sunnah.

Excellent. So am I. Are you Hanafi, Shaafi. Maliki, Hanabali?

Hanafi.

Excellent. Excellent. You must be a Sufi too. Qadri,Chisti, Naqshabandi, Suhrawardi?

Chisti.

Wow! So am I. Any political views?

I am MQM.

MQM. So am I. Mutehda or Haquiqi?

Haquiqi.

HAQUIQI? Did you say H-a-q-u-i-q-i?

Yes.

DIE you infidel!

And I threw him in front of the next speeding bus.

Good one you come with a gem after a long time