How to Keep a Woman Happy....

[Abdul Hakeem]

How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless!

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


AND HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Leave him alone

[Pakistani92]

lolz! nice one....

[ir@pk]

there is no doubt after all giving these man will feel better alone.

[MYCOUNTRY]

And when u enter in the house beat her without telling her ,what is her mistake..................................hahahaha..................

[behzadji]

But always remember that 'Men and fire go out if unattended'.

[mirzaishfaq]

1000000000000000000000% True

[GraanG2]

[Young]

Its still not possible to make woman happy. hhhhhhhhhh joking

[Faiza]

Jo Aadmi hamesha hasta rehta hai usko "HUS-MUKH" kehte hain.
Ab sawaal yeh hai ke jiska hasna bilkul bund ho gaya ho usko kya kehte haiN?



"HUS BAND".

[famamdani]

Jo Aadmi hamesha hasta rehta hai usko "HUS-MUKH" kehte hain.
Ab sawaal yeh hai ke jiska hasna bilkul bund ho gaya ho usko kya kehte haiN?



"HUS BAND".

sorry to correct your spelling if you dont minde ...........HANS MUKH.........................not Has mukh..............this is not in urdu...........sorry once again....................

[Abdul Hakeem]

Husband & Wife Saga

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

AND THE SAGA CONTINUES...

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

"Husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

and life goes on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...

[riverblue]

where is brother canadian??? he has a whole arsenal of these posts