WONDERFUL BIWI
Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho
H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
H: To sabzi roti bana lo
W: Bacche nahi khayenge
H: To chhole puri bana lo
W: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai
H: Anday Aaloo bana lo
W: Subah Nashtay main phir kya Khao gay
H: Paraathe?
W: Raat ko paraathe kaun khata hai??
H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye
H: Karrhi chawal?
W: Dahi nahi hai
H: Mattar?
W: Usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!
H: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: Woh koi meal thori hai? Pet nahi bharta
H: Phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Wo jo aap kaho
H: Phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Wo jo aap kaho
@ Rajputan Bhai,Kuch Khuda Ka Khouf Karo !!!
Nice. Reminds me of a nazm by Anwar Maqsood. Apologies to non Punjabi speaking people as this is in Punjabi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RzyIL9Ffz8
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