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    Essay by CSS Candidate !!!

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    This is a true essay written by a CSS candidate at the CSS Exam held in year 2002-2003 in Islamabad
    . The candidate has written an essay on Cow:

    'COW'

    He is the cow. 'The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed. And because he is female, he gives milks, [but will do so when he is got child.]. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [horses don't have any such attachment]

    What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, water mans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also his other motion. {gober** is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand, and drying in the sun.

    Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards he chews with his teeth that are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body here upon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.
    This is the cow.

    Rumour is that the guy cleared the CSS




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    Re: Essay by CSS Candidate !!!

    hahahahahaaahahaahaa i cant believe it


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    Re: Essay by CSS Candidate !!!

    holy cow LOL


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    Re: Essay by CSS Candidate !!!

    The Cow is honored and needs a favor too



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    Re: Essay by CSS Candidate !!!

    Whole essay is funny but this part is awesome

    But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards




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    Re: Essay by CSS Candidate !!!

    must be some zardari's relative........but its hillarious


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    Re: Essay by CSS Candidate !!!

    essay funny hai magar
    CSS exam main khabi bee cow per essay nahi aata....its competence exam about internal and external issues etc.......

    so waakia jhoot magar essay funny hai


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    Re: Essay by CSS Candidate !!!

    This is impossible yar.. have any body checked any CSS question paper specially english paper... one of my friend has given css exam and succeeded but when i checked his english paper i swear no one can pass this paper without severe preparation... so i believe that this is just a funny essay and it has nothing to do with CSS...

    what about this funny essay....

    Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
    “MY BESY FRIEND” ka essay tayar kia
    lakin paper mai “MY FATHER” ka essay a gaya.
    Ab us nay socha k “MY BEST FRIEND” ka essay he likhta ho lakin
    FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
    Ab ESSAY kuch u tha.

    “Father are everywhere but good father rare very rare.
    I have so many father but my best father is MR.Hassan.
    He is my neighbour.
    He often comes to my house
    and my Mother likes him very much
    ''Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. "~ T. S. Eliot



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    Re: Essay by CSS Candidate !!!

    Some one like zardari


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    Re: Essay by CSS Candidate !!!

    He is bilwal bhoto ...... He try to give CSS exam for next president post after his father retired.
    __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __
    “I believe that real Muslim do
    1- believe in ONE "ALLAH" SWT.
    2- Believe in Last Holy "Quran". (Believe in all other Holy Books of ALLAH)
    3- believe in Last Prophecy of Holy Prophet Muhammad (). And he is last Prophet of ALLAH no one will come after him. And follow his life pattern.


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    Re: Essay by CSS Candidate !!!

    This is hilarious as well......
    In CSS, they never give topics like Cow, Best friend or Visit to Historical Place.... Those are more related to current affairs and analytical thinking..... So this essay has absolutely nothing to do with CSS. Believe me, writing CSS essay is nothing less than writing an article in a world class Newspaper and that too about international policies, economics and strategic issues etc.... If someone likes to have a look at the CSS exams, I give here the official website, can click and see in PDF. The link is
    http://fpsc.gov.pk/icms/admin/webpages/docs/Esay.pdf



    Quote Originally Posted by Malik495 View Post
    This is impossible yar.. have any body checked any CSS question paper specially english paper... one of my friend has given css exam and succeeded but when i checked his english paper i swear no one can pass this paper without severe preparation... so i believe that this is just a funny essay and it has nothing to do with CSS...

    what about this funny essay....

    Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
    “MY BESY FRIEND” ka essay tayar kia
    lakin paper mai “MY FATHER” ka essay a gaya.
    Ab us nay socha k “MY BEST FRIEND” ka essay he likhta ho lakin
    FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
    Ab ESSAY kuch u tha.

    “Father are everywhere but good father rare very rare.
    I have so many father but my best father is MR.Hassan.
    He is my neighbour.
    He often comes to my house
    and my Mother likes him very much


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    Re: Essay by CSS Candidate !!!

    Quote Originally Posted by sarbakaf View Post
    essay funny hai magar
    CSS exam main khabi bee cow per essay nahi aata....its competence exam about internal and external issues etc.......

    so waakia jhoot magar essay funny hai

    Han to external issue to ha na!!!! "Importance of cow in your neighbor country".


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