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    SOP for ATM :(


    Standard Operating Procedure for ATM


    Male
    Female
    1. Drive up to the cash machine.

    2. Put down your car window.

    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

    6. Put window up.

    7. Drive off.
    1. Drive up to cash machine.

    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

    3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

    4. Find handbag, remove all contents

    On to passenger seat to locate card.

    5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

    6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

    7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

    8. Insert card.

    9. Re-insert card the right way.

    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

    11. Enter PIN.

    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

    13. Enter amount of cash required.

    14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

    15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

    17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

    18. Re-check makeup.

    19. Drive forward 2 feet.

    20. Reverse back to cash machine.

    21. Retrieve card.

    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!

    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

    25. Redial person on cell phone

    26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

    27. Release Parking Brake.





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    Re: SOP for ATM :(

    16 should be to count and recount cash several times before placing it the wallet!!

    nearly close to reality! seen women applying full make-up by looking in rear view mirror while driving!


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    Re: SOP for ATM :(

    Real good work, anyway writer appears to be victim of ----abuse


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    Re: SOP for ATM :(

    Quote Originally Posted by black eagle View Post
    16 should be to count and recount cash several times before placing it the wallet!!

    nearly close to reality! seen women applying full make-up by looking in rear view mirror while driving!
    Lo Ji Ab to Chasham deed Gawah bhi mil gaya hay......SOP Approved.


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    Re: SOP for ATM :(

    After 14 - retrieving dr card and placing it in the wallet after searching and retrieving the wallet from the hand bag, then snatching the receipt and remembering it to the heart making future budget allocations at the same time, after all of these staring at the cash trey with shock and disbelief when the cash is with held by the machine for not being retrieved within the given time period. Then frantically calling any one giving the vaguest possible detail

    Also @wadaich naughty title.






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    Re: SOP for ATM :(

    that so does not happen..



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